No Following
Okay can you spell stalker? Never follow or appear to be "stalking" a girl to ask her out. By the time you get close enough to her she has already given your description to the local authorities. If you are going to approach a female do it "swiftly" not like you are agent for a secret service of purse snatchers.
Don't Burst Her Bubble
Give her some space – as if she is surrounded by a bubble. Don’t invade her bubble by bum rushing her and getting right in her grill. One way to measure how much space you should maintain between yourself and a female "initially" is ARM’S LENGTH. If you are less than a handshake away with someone new then you are too close.
It's All About Her
Want to strike out quick? Talk about YOU until she rolls her eyes. Women like attention. Talking about your stuff and not her stuff is NOT giving her attention it is commanding it. If you want to command her attention, get her talk about her.
Doctor Doctor!
The clinic, hospital or especially the therapy office in my opinion are the last place a girl feels sexy. Your chances of getting any action are slim but you might catch something else. Note to self: When a women is at the doctor treating her kitty – RUN.
In The Name Of The Lord
Okay for you hardcore guys out there that can not resist TEMPTATION – you heard it here first. Don’t hit on chicks at church. What kind of slug tries to get laid in the name of the Lord? Shame on you, how could you possibly be trusted after an act of blasphemy.
Kids In Tow?
Nobody likes the MILFs as much as I do but when a mother is with her child that is not the ULTIMATE time in HER BOOK that she wants to be hit on. If you have to do it at all, wait until she puts the kids in the car and before she gets in you ask her so the kids don’t hear.
The Loo
I would guess that hitting a female anywhere near a ladies room or worse a men’s room is kinda gross and in my opinion it also makes the creepy list - see #1. Do you really want to shake hands or introduce yourself to a women who just dropped a deuce seconds earlier?
Action
This one should have been higher on the list but I just thought of it. Movie theatres or any dark environment that does not include alcohol is off limits. Approaching women in a movie theatre, dark alley or dark parking lot is worse than #1.
Order In Court
You must really have a set of nuts on you if you are waiting for your turn in front of the judge and all you can think about is the female felons sharing the same bench. Women in a court room have a lot on their mind and your penis is not it. What gal wants a guy that has legal problems? Not my sister – she divorced her husband for getting a DUI (plus he was fat).
Honey & Vinegar
You will catch more flies with HONEY than Vinegar. Insults and sarcastic comments are not the way to make a first impression. Don’t tease with pseudo insults and quips – instead you should say sweet things that make her feel GOOD.
Guys, these are fundamental basics of "common sense". The most important thing to remember is "WHEN IN DOUBT, DON’T". If you live by that rule you can manage yourself effectively in both your approach and your ongoing success with a female. Always assume that the girl you are interested in is someone’s daughter or sister or mother. How would you want a man to approach your mom or your sister or your daughter? Once you answer that question you have your answer because then you will know what she does NOT like. Your mom or your sister or your daughter would want to the guy to smart, charming and at least APPEAR to know what he is doing. Dating is not brain surgery but if you do it wrong – the subject dies.
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